I'm just here to tell you that my kid is wearing a homeless man's shirt that he found in the bushes at a car dealership. I've been stressing since we left about what this person, (presumably a small man) is going to do when he comes to his bush to find his clothes stash has… Continue reading Just here to say…
Happy friday! My babies and I had a beautiful day. After a cozy and comfortable night in the Family Bed (nothing like sleeping with your three-year-old releasing farts into your face all night #anusblessing). We spent the entire day making dandelion kombucha for the less fortunate/conscious. My kids don't like sugar, they say it tastes… Continue reading Anus blessings & consenting lemons
Once upon a time there was an exhausted mom. With the risk of oversharing here I'm going to be real blunt with you people. Especially since you've asked for this. Me and my most precious husband finally got a date night one evening a few years back. The kids were in bed when we came… Continue reading Honey, that’s not hair gel.
I'm going to start out slow here and ease any of my maybe new followers into my "crazy". I figure I don't want to lose you just as we are getting started. What better way to do that, than with the time I had a fender bender while not wearing pants? Now, pants are normally… Continue reading Pants? Who needs pants?